Rockin‘ posted this on Facebook.

Pretty please with bacon on top

I have to share this hilarious pitch letter from my daughter Zoe, who is touring Europe with some girlfriends. (She gave me permission to do this.) It was sent from an internet cafe, probably in Barcelona. You have to admire the salesmanship. I think she might have a future as a TV pitchman.

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Zoe:

I need a favour like I’ve never needed a favour in my entire life. Motley effing Crue is not coming to Van but they just added a date to Tacoma and Annesley and I NEED TO GO! Our lives depend on it LITERALLY! I could potentially buy them on my credit card but I just paid off 4 flights for all of us so until it all goes through I wouldn’t be able to buy tickets— also I don’t want to screw myself over for cash over here and end up like one of these travellers with no shoes and dreadlocks singing “Gimme shelter” for dimes and nickels to get by!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEAS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SAY YOU’LL BUY ME TWO TICKETS OFF TICKETMASTER FRIDAY MORNING!!!!!! I promise I will pay you all or most of it when I get home! Daddy if I can’t go I’ll cry myself to sleep until I’m Tommy Lee’s age!!!!! Dude man the fact that we are willing to drive to Tacoma and stay in a hostel there just to see them play should say it all! My world is in your spatula Ron Shewchuk!!! Pretty please with bacon on top!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOVE LOVE LOVE AND MISS YOU!!!! By the way I’m loving Barcelona!

-The Best and most deserving daughter that ever lived…………………………..?

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Even though, with no career path, Zoe seems to travel the world – Mexico, Royal Wedding in London, hanging with A-list celebrities in Hawaii – …

Zoe and "The Situation"

… she still has the nerve to beg financial favours from friends and family.

If that reminds you of someone else, let me assure you that Zoe and I share no genes. (I refuse the DNA test on principle.)

I don’t want one of those Governator scandals blowing up my good name.