Archive for the ‘humour’ Category
oranges cause obesity
The great thing about a free all-you-can-eat breakfast buffet in a 5 star tropical hotel is that you can choose exactly what fruits & vegetables you want, in exactly the quantities you want.
Avoiding fattening oranges can keep your most important meal under 300 calories.
… by the way, does anyone recognize this exotic food?
Doesn’t look edible.
free the Salarymen
The plight of the Salaryman has come to my attention.
These are near indentured slaves who toil day-after-day at labours they would never do voluntarily.
The sad thing is … they believe they are free. For some reason they cannot see the chains of mortgage, dependents and pets non-Robotic. They kiss butt with a smile.
The only upside is that astonishing compliant beings can be taught amusing tricks.
Click PLAY or watch them on YouTube.
An Idiot Abroad
Warren recommended this British reality TV comedy — An Idiot Abroad …
It’s another in the series where Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant make fun of their friend Karl Pilkington. In general, I don’t like their mean humour.
But in this program, Karl is the star. One of those genuinely hilarious characters that don’t even know they are funny.
…An Idiot Abroad charts Pilkington’s reactions when visiting the New Seven Wonders of the World, as well as the situations he’s placed in and cultural differences and idiosyncrasies in the countries he visits. …
Click PLAY or watch the series preview on YouTube.
First stop for Karl was chaotic China. His befuddlement was somewhat familiar to me, too, having come directly from polite, strict and orderly Japan.
Click PLAY or watch a China preview on YouTube.
A second year (the show renewed) has Karl doing his “Bucket List” (things to do before he dies).
Christmas in Asia
It’s amazing how enthusiastically retailers in the heathen 
far East have embraced the birth of Christ, our Lord and Savior.
All born again Christmassivesaleians.
He just chuckled and started thawing the camel.
Read the latest from Kate Greatest – Canadian? Australian? What’s the difference?
Japlish
There is one room at Shin-Osaka Youth Hostel you dare not enter.
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Ron embarrasses Kate AGAIN
Seems Rockin’ made some comic business cards for Kate. Using old photos to humourous effect.
… Late that afternoon, I began noticing that the photographs on the cards I was doling out weren’t all the same. Most contained a picture of my smiling face, but one featured me with an iguana on my head, and another showed me wearing a highly unbecoming English Bobby’s hat. Stanley had evidently thrown in a few unappetizing images from our family photo collection. …
I don’t see what she’s complaining about.
details on Kate is Great – High and Low in Hogtown
… looks like I’ll be out to visit the Shewchuks just before that holiday Ron shares with Jesus.
The Lady and the Monk
For a National Cultural Holiday in Japan — my host Shiro Tanaka wrote and acted in a comic skit performed at a Buddhist English language festival.
The short play was intended to make a Buddhist parable more memorable by being FUNNY. It worked. Especially when Shiro mixed up the order of his lines.
Click PLAY or watch it on YouTube.
Hosted by the International Buddhist Congregation, part of Rissho Kosei-kai. IBC offers an English language service every Sunday.
We stayed at the excellent adjacent Pilgrimage Hall at no cost.
curtain call
Thanks Shiro and IBC for inviting me.
Halloween Light Show 2011
Be happy you’re not this guy’s neighbour in Riverside, CA.
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The West’s 2011 Rock’n Haunted Castle Halloween Light Show from Odessa, Texas features “Thriller”.
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piglets reluctant to honeymoon
Some beasts simply have no sense of romance.
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