Seems the Onion is getting into the spoof news biz.

Colbert and Stewart will have some serious competition!

Here’s an early preview sample:

The Onion News Network has set the standard for globe-encompassing 24-hour television news since it was founded in December, 1892. The network boasts channels in 171 languages and can be viewed in 4.2 billion households in 811 countries. Now get the only news you need on the web and from our esteemed media partners.

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