Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel.
Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
Marge: Homer, is this how you pictured married life?
Homer: Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.
Moe: I’m better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt… I can’t compete with that stuff.
Homer: If The Flintstones has taught us anything, it’s that pelicans can be used to mix cement.
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