In fact, I’m loyal to companies that don’t have loyalty programs.

What a waste of time. 😕

“If you have a rewards card, please swipe it now.”

“You’re not a member. Would you like to be?”

“The loyalty club comes with bonus points, an upgrade, vouchers and a free coffee. After you buy 10.”

“You don’t want to join? You should join. It only takes a moment. You’re still not interested? Why not? (What’s wrong with you?)”