If you’re shopping for investment retirement property you could check out 3 peninsula towns on the rugged west coast of Canada:
In remote Bamfield, I can put you into a little fixer-upper on the east side.

To sweeten the deal, I will throw in a skiff to get you across Bamfield harbour.

They say Bamfield is so depressing during the long, wet winter that the 250 permanent residents cannot muster enough passion to commit suicide. But a cheery person like you could handle it!
My campsite on the beach near town.

more Bamfield photos on flickr.
Bamfield – Wikipedia