Love these lines:
“Everything is just a few hundred clicks away.”
“I’ll buy anything that’s shiny and made by Apple.”
and finally
“It remains to be seen if the Wheel will catch on in the business world where people use computers for actual work and not just for dicking around.”
Sorry, my volume was down, and I didn’t pick up on all of the stuff until I went back and listened to it again. I still didn’t see it was from the Onion.
Rick McCharles 
I hate to sound stupid, but with apple you never know… is this thing serious?
If so, I bet Rick has one.
My bet is 4 for the Sudoku killer…
You are not the only one to think it’s for real.
The tip off is that the News source is The Onion, a comedy site.
Production values are so good you would swear it’s a real TV news show.
Love these lines:
“Everything is just a few hundred clicks away.”
“I’ll buy anything that’s shiny and made by Apple.”
and finally
“It remains to be seen if the Wheel will catch on in the business world where people use computers for actual work and not just for dicking around.”
Sorry, my volume was down, and I didn’t pick up on all of the stuff until I went back and listened to it again. I still didn’t see it was from the Onion.
I love the dicking around comment…
I’m a PC?
🙂