December 23rd. A Festivus MIRACLE.

Today is the day we forget about those having birthdays … instead celebrating a holiday invented by Frank Costanza on Seinfeld. An alternative because Christmas is too commercial.

a Festivus for the rest of us

Click PLAY or watch Seinfeld on YouTube.

(That’s not Jack Black, by the way. He’s an actor named Colin Malone.)

Today you should be meeting together for Festivus Dinner. Gathering for the Airing of Grievances, lashing out at others the ways they have disappointed over the past year.

Festivus is not over until the head of the household is pinned in a wrestling match.