In the frozen wasteland that is my homeland, most people envision HEAVEN as looking like this, Positano:
Perfect climate: never too hot, never too cold. Fantastic local wine, food, fruit, bread and vegetables. You can’t get fat because it’s a 1500cal expenditure just to walk up from the beach to the hostel.
Here’s the view from Brikette.
La vita è bella.
… another rosso vino, Cosmo …
Rick McCharles 
Rick, please tell me you aren’t pulling the kind of stunt you pull in France, where you search for a block of cheddar to gnaw on and ignore the fabulous local food….
Of course not !!!
Cheddar is illegal in Italy.
Rick, as for pretending one of the girls you’re with is me, I think you’d need three of them…
I am so jealous – the most gorgeous place on earth!
Enjoy!