Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone

By Benjamin Stevenson

Cute title. I ASSuME it’s yet another British Cozy Mystery.

I asked Perplexity AI to generate some possible Cozy Mystery titles:

  1. “A Stitch in Time for Murder”
  2. “Perilous Potluck and the Puzzling Murder”
  3. “Murder in the Misty Marsh: A Cozy Whodunit”
  4. “Curious Case of the Corpse in the Cottage”
  5. “The Mysterious Murder of Miss Marigold”

But this book is actually by an Australian comedian. A black comedy.

I enjoyed the humour far more than the murder mystery.

He speaks directly to the reader, as well, which I found very entertaining.

Of course a group of possible suspects are all stuck in one place, like Agatha Christie.

Oddly, they are Aussies all trapped due to a snow storm.

I’m Ernest Cunningham. Call me Ern or Ernie. I wish I’d killed whoever decided our family reunion should be at a ski resort, but it’s a little more complicated than that.

Have I killed someone? Yes. I have.

Who was it?

Let’s get started.

EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY HAS KILLED SOMEONE

My brother

My stepsister

My wife

My father

My mother

My sister-in-law

My uncle

My stepfather

My aunt

Me

The Marriage Plot by Jeffrey Eugenides

Jeffrey Eugenides has only written 3 novels. But Middlesex (2002) won the Nobel Prize for Literature.

It’s excellent.

He teaches now at Princeton.

I’ve tried a few times to get through The Marriage Plot. (2011)

25% of the book on my last attempt.

It’s well written and poses interesting philosophical discussion points from the perspective of literature.

But I was turned off by the main story line — a (love?) triangle between three college friends from Brown University.

Brown is the author’s alma mater.

It’s praised for “texture and pain” of lived experience.

But I found those torturous life experiences to be torture to read.

Once again, there are no characters to cheer for in this book.

Systematic Sexism over my Lifetime

Long before I started this blog (weblog or online diary) — I was a list maker.

For example, I had a long, long list of books I’d read.

One day I drew up a list of favourite authors.

At some point I noticed that this list, and my full list, had very few female writers. (Dervla Murphy was a conspicuous exception.)

I had grown up with some kind of white man born in Canada 1957 bias towards male writers. Subconscious.

Since then I’ve made every effort to pay attention to female writers. And they now make up 50% of my books.

Even an old dog can learn.

Here’s that old list.

Dune 2 on IMAX – my review

GREAT. But not as fantastic as I had hoped.

Watch it just for the cinematography. I sat in the 2nd row in IMAX so the images filled my vision.

YES a bit blurry, but it feels more like I was actually riding a sand worm. 😀

Dune (1965) is one of my favourite books. I read it for the 4th or 5th time in advance of seeing part 2 of the Denis Villeneuve adaptation.

The best character in Dune 2 is not my (alleged girlfriend) Zendaya, but Feyd-Rautha, Baron Harkonnen’s younger nephew. Perfectly played by Austin Butler.

What a transformation from Elvis to the epitome of evil.

Chalamet was inspired by Austin’s commitment to the role.

Casting is all good, however.

Javier Bardem as Stilgar, is better than in the book. And he’s great in the book. 😀

Stilgar given a larger leadership role on Arrakis in future books. So he’ll likely be back in the 3rd film.

As nearly all books were in 1965, the roles played by women are quite cliche. Powerful — but mainly in devious, backroom scheming.

In this movie, Zendaya is more independent than in the book. And she rides off into the sand at the end. Alone.

In the book she meekly follows Paul as his concubine.

Of course no film can include EVERYTHING in the book.

For the most part, I liked the changes.

It was better — for example — that Chani didn’t get pregnant. That’s quite confused in the books anyway.

In the Lynch, Paul’s sister Alia was one of the most interesting characters. She’s only hinted at in the Villeneuve – part 2. I suspect she’ll be central to the 3rd movie in the series.

I quite liked the 1984 David Lynch adaptation, by the way.

Because the timeline of the Villeneuve is accelerated, Alia isn’t born yet when part 2 ends.

Alia in the Lynch

I do wish Thufir Hawat had been back for part 2.

Mainly I felt the first half of the long movie was near perfect. The second half less believable.

It may be that there was no perfect way to explain the beginnings of Paul conquering the galaxy with fanatic super fighters.

The knife fight between Paul and Feyd-Rautha’s is the climax of the film. And it was well done.

See it.

Click PLAY or watch it on YouTube.

related – Lynch doesn’t like the final cut of his version of Dune.

The Hunter by Tana French

Tana French is widely considered one of the best murder mystery writers working today.

A skillful wordsmith, many of her novels are slow burn.

Too slow for me, at times.

But this one works.

“The Hunter” is sequel to “The Searcher” (2020).

Cal Hooper is a retired Chicago police detective who bought a derelict cottage in the west of Ireland precisely so he would never again have to chase down criminals or use his service weapon. 

And things are quiet until the return of Johnny Reddy, the absentee father of Trey, Cal’s now-15-year-old protégée and de facto child.

Johnny is a grifter. Gift of the gab but it’s all bullshit.

This time Johnny proposes a con to fleece a rich British nob named Cillian Rushborough.

He convinces his former neighbours to salt their river with gold — in order to convince the Brit to buy mining rights in their rural properties.

If interested, definitely get the audio book to enjoy the Irish lilt and local slang.

Nobody Walks by Mick Herron

Nobody Walks (2015) is a completely independent novel even though its MI5 is the same as the one in Herron’s Slough House series. Jackson Lamb is mentioned.

Like the rest, the audio book is narrated by the excellent Gerard Doyle.

The suspicious death of his son brings an undercover spook Tom Bettany for MI-5’s Special Ops out of retirement with a vengeance.

Maybe it’s the guilt he feels about losing touch with Liam that’s gnawing at him, or maybe he’s actually put his finger on a labyrinthine plot, but either way he’ll get to the bottom of the tragedy, no matter whose feathers he has to ruffle.

But more than a few people are interested to hear Bettany is back in town, from incarcerated mob bosses to those in the highest echelons of MI5.

He might have thought he’d left it all behind when he first skipped town, but nobody ever really walks away.

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Queen’s Gambit ➙ book & TV series

You don’t need to like nor know anything about Chess to enjoy this TV series.

It’s 100% on Rotten Tomatoes.

On October 28, 2020, it was the most watched series of the day on Netflix.

The Queen’s Gambit is an American drama television miniseries based on Walter Tevis‘s 1983 novel of the same name.

I read the book, as well. Excellent.

Though written long ago, it still feels contemporary.

Themes of adoption, feminism, chess, drug addiction and alcoholism.

Bruce Pandolfini, a US chess master, consulted on the chess positions prior to the book’s publication.

… a fictional story that follows the life of an orphan chess prodigy named Beth Harmon from the age of eight to twenty-two during her quest to become the world’s greatest chess player while struggling with emotional issues, with drug and alcohol dependency. The story begins in the mid-1950s and proceeds into the 1960s.

The Queen’s Gambit is sheer entertainment. It is a book I reread every few years—for the pure pleasure and skill of it.
— Michael Ondaatje (cover of Vintage paperback edition, 2003)

All the acting is good in the TV show.

I probably enjoyed Thomas Brodie-Sangster as Benny Watts best.

Click PLAY or watch it on YouTube.

I Only Read Murder – by Ian & Will Ferguson

Will Ferguson is a Calgary based humorist and writer.

He and his older brother, Ian Ferguson, another funny writer, published this book in 2023.

The brothers were working together remotely during the pandemic on what would become their first fiction co-write, a comedic mystery featuring a sleuthing has-been actress named Miranda Abbott. …

Their heroine is a delusional actor whose fame has mostly faded. When she is recognized, it’s for playing the “crime-solving, karate-chopping” Pastor Fran, the titular character in a 1980s TV show called Pastor Fran Investigates.  …

…  part of the dynamic during those over-the-phone work sessions was simply to make each other laugh. …

Calgary Herald review

Out of work. Out of money. Miranda Abbott somehow lands a tiny role in an amateur theatrical production Murder Mystery called Death is the Dickens.

The book is amusing. A light read.

The Dead Zone by Stephen King

The Dead Zone by Stephen King was published 1979.

He was already an excellent story teller.

The story follows Johnny Smith, who awakens from a coma of nearly five years and, apparently as a result of brain damage, now experiences clairvoyant and precognitive visions triggered by touch. …

The novel also follows a serial killer in Castle Rock, and the life of rising politician Greg Stillson, both of whom are evils Johnny must eventually face. …

… the first of his novels to rank among the ten best-selling novels of the year in the United States.

Christopher Walken played Johnny Smith in Cronenberg’s film adaptation.

In the book there is a new politician who acts like a clown. Says outlandish things. An evil guy.

King was already predicting Trump in 1979.

As we did in my High School in the 1970s, they debate whether they’d be willing to go back in a Time Machine to kill Hitler in the crib.

Click PLAY or watch it on YouTube.

Anthony Michael Hall played Johnny Smith in the TV adaptation. It had 6 seasons starting 2002.

The Reserve by Russell Banks

Russell Banks is an excellent author, twice nominated for the Pulitzer Prize for Fiction.

The Reserve (2008) is good. Well written.

But ultimately didn’t win me over.

… set on the cusp of the 2nd World War, … raises dangerous questions about class, politics, art, love, and madness—and explores what happens when two powerful personalities, trapped at opposite ends of a social divide, begin to break the rules.

Vanessa Cole is a stunningly beautiful and wild heiress. Twice-married, she has been scandalously linked to rich and famous men.

On the night of July 4, 1936, inside her family’s remote Adirondack Mountain enclave known as the Reserve, Vanessa will lose her father to a heart attack—and meet Jordan Groves, a seductively carefree local artist.

Jordan is easy prey for Vanessa’s electrifying charm. But when Vanessa becomes unhinged by her father’s unexpected death, she begins to spin out of control, manipulating and destroying the lives of all who cross her path.

Moving from the secluded beauty of the Adirondacks to war-torn Spain and fascist Germany …

Click PLAY or watch an interview, late in life, on YouTube.