From Peter Ha on Crunch Gear:

I’ve somehow learned more about Photoshop from watching these videos than anything else. Absolutely hilarious.

Episode 1
Episode 2

You Suck at Photoshop #3 [via BB]

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The hilarious footage of Bill Gates’ last days before retirement, featuring cameos by Brian Williams, Steve Ballmer, Matthew McConaughey, Jay-Z, Bono, Steven Spielberg, George Clooney, Jon Stewart, Hillary Rodham Clinton, Barack Obama, and Al Gore… From the 2008 Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas, during his last keynote address.

Click PLAY or watch it on YouTube.

Bill Gates – Wikipedia

Thanks Ron.

My third dog-sitting gig of the winter.

This kid decided to abandon his best friend and go SKIING. (Hoodoo can’t even look at him.)

I was left behind with the pooch.

read more – For Your Approval: #1 of 8 things you don’t know about me

Cluster ballooning, if you don’t already know, is when you tether yourself up to about 50 to 150 helium balloons and take off up into the heavens. For more information, visit clusterballoon.org.

Cluster Ballooning Anyone? » Uncooped | Outdoor adventure network

I think I saw this on a Saturday morning cartoon. Where do I pick up the blow dart?

In recent weeks I seem to have become near a full-time doggie caregiver.

Great fun was taking Sasha out off leash in Calgary. She would chase after me on my bike. (Walking at human speed is far too dull for dogs.)

larger original – flickr

Thinking I should acclaim myself a canine specialist, I chose the monicker “dog whisperer”. Dana rained on that parade telling me it was already copyrighted. So, … I’m the “dog whimperer”, instead.

What do you think?

Should I get one of these doggie backpacks next time I take care of Pete, the old Jack Russell who will not chase after my bike?

(via Uncooped)

Note: Pete asked me to point out that that’s not him in the photo.

Got an email from a cute chick. What do you think?

… Not the $7 million. I know that is a scam.

But what about the free photos?

419 scam: doris koffi HELLO

Are you getting sick of “Big Festivus”.

The festival for the rest-of-us is too commercial. We need a Festivus alternative.

Bagels YES. Festivus NO.

And it’s not just because I could only do 5 chin-ups at the feats of strength competition.

Festivus – Wikipedia