The best thing to happen to food since they fortified Cap’n Crunch.
The GOOD NEWS is that Diet Coke is now “health food”.

Diet Coke Plus was introduced in April 2007 in select areas for test marketing.
Each 8-ounce serving of Diet Coke Plus provides 15% of the daily value for niacin and vitamins B6 and B12, and 10% for zinc and magnesium.
The BAD NEWS is that Diet Coke Plus tastes like health food. Yuck.
Pepsi, always the bridesmaid when it comes to marketing, will call their competitor “Tava”. What?
Well I sincerely hope I won’t see you drinking such a healthy concoction! The diet stuff is bad enough!