Corporate Business Communication gurus like Ron Shewchuk learn secrets of their industry from authorities like

… world-class consultant Dogbert, it focuses on critical management responsibilities like keeping up with fads, implementing pointless reorganizations and demanding status reports. “Leadership isn’t something you’re born with,” it declares. “It’s something you learn by reading Dogbert books.”

Dogbert’s Top Secret Management Handbook – Amazon

Here’s what the 1997 textbook had to say about corporate newsletters: