… the kid was attacking me …
What was I supposed to do?
🙂
Watch the video.
Time to shave your ‘stache, Bro.
Only the real men get to keep them year ’round.
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It appears I have, in a bloodless coupe, seized power in African Oogoobombaa.

Bodyguards in place, my next priority is to appoint a Minister of Corruption. There’s some slight chance my regime will fail.
Women often put up with 70%+ pay for the same work as a man.
But not monkeys.
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