wife, kids, mortgage, Golden Retriever

Every once in a while I ponder whether a more normal life would have been better.

Wife, kids, mortgage, Golden Retriever. That nonsense.

When it happens, I go live with my friends the Masons for some domestic bliss therapy.

… I soon find myself cured.

Thanks Brian. Thanks Jane. I really appreciate you housing the homeless.

ladies, disappointed with your man … ??

Perhaps get him some OLD SPICE.

We’re not saying this body wash will make your man smell into a romantic millionaire jet fighter pilot, but we are insinuating it.

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are tramp stamps out?

When I said to a teenager from yuppity New York that all young women get lower back tattoos, she informed me they are OUT of fashion.

Say it ain’t so?

P.S.

I understand Aussie’s consider the term “Tramp Stamp” to be derogatory. They call them … “arse antlers.”