Category: humour

Stephen Colbert – Total Gas Holiday

On By Rick McIn economics, humourLeave a comment

Stephen Colbert sends up the idiotic gas holiday idea floated by a desperate Hillary Clinton.

In the USA you can watch it below:

COMEDY CENTRAL SUCKS in most of the rest of the world. But at least you can watch it on Spike: Stephen Colbert’s Total Gas Holiday

getting bored of Facebook?

On By Rick McIn humour, product complaintsLeave a comment

Skip this video if you’ve managed to AVOID joining Facebook up until now.

Click PLAY or watch it on YouTube.

It helps to boycott the entertainment applications, as I do.

Facebook has been great in terms of reconnecting with lost friends, though.

work or prison?

On By Rick McIn humour, philosophyLeave a comment

At PRISON
You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
At WORK
you spend most of your time in a 6X6 cubicle

At PRISON
You get three meals a day, fully paid for
At WORK
you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

At PRISON
For good behavior, you get time off
At WORK
For good behavior, you get more work

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At PRISON
You can watch TV and play games
At WORK
You could get fired for watching TV and playing games

At PRISON
You get your own toilet
At WORK
You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat

At PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit
At WORK
You aren’t even supposed to speak to your family

At PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
At WORK
You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

At PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
At WORK
You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

At PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens
At WORK
They are called ‘managers’

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Thanks Michelle.

what’s best for poor people

On By Rick McIn economics, education, humourLeave a comment

White people spend a lot of time of worrying about poor people. It takes up a pretty significant portion of their day.

They feel guilty and sad that poor people shop at Wal*Mart instead of Whole Foods, that they vote Republican instead of Democratic, that they go to Community College/get a job instead of studying art at a University. …

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original – flickr

… It is a poorly guarded secret that, deep down, white people believe if given money and education that all poor people would be EXACTLY like them. In fact, the only reason that poor people make the choices they do is because they have not been given the means to make the right choices and care about the right things.

Stuff White People Like – #62 Knowing what’s best for poor people