in praise of GLUTTONY

I must be joking.

No, it’s Barbecue guru Rockin’ Ronnie that must be joking. He is REALLY paddling against the stream of obese humanity, defending the gorge.

His most recent article in Calgary’s City Palate magazine:

“The road to excess leads to the palace of wisdom…for we never know what is enough until we know what is more than enough.” William Blake

I once ate a 48-ounce steak in one sitting, and I have the T-shirt to prove it.

I am a notorious glutton who, at a business dinner, threatened to bite a waiter’s hand off for attempting to clear my plate before it was empty. Over the years I’ve gotten used to being viewed as a culinary carnival freak. Lately, however, I’ve noticed that gluttony seems to be in style.

The current trend is exemplified by the popular food blog, This is Why You’re Fat, which features glutton-friendly dishes like Meat Mountain and Deep Fried Cheesecake Bites. …

read more on City Palate

I understand Rockin’s drafting a new controversial article – Stalin wasn’t such a bad guy, the Ukrainian perspective
🙂

(via Rockin’s blog – In Praise of Gluttony)

best airport welcome EVER

A T-Mobile flash mob. Love these videos.

Watch arriving passengers be given a welcome home to remember at Heathrow Terminal 5.

Click PLAY or watch it on YouTube.

details on The Mirror

Thanks Marceline.

… in search of John Long

Last we heard, John was hiding out in caves on the border of Afghanistan and Pakistan.

But he still maintains his official cover, a Professor at TU Delft.

It’s perfect. Who ever knows where the professor is? … They hardly work.

I wandered on to campus during “Open House”. Pretending to be some dufus visitor. Taking photos of statues not Newton.

Delft University of Technology

And pretending to admire student prototypes like this Ferrari branded vacuum cleaner:

Delft University of Technology

What kind of institute of Technology is this, anyway? … The student bikes you couldn’t give away as scrap metal. Why aren’t they researching derailleurs? Disk brakes?

Delft University of Technology

It was surprisingly easy to get up to John’s 18th floor lair.

Delft University of Technology

Quickly I found his office. … But not quickly enough.

Colleagues told:

He stepped out.

… Gone for a while.

To New York.

… at least a week.

Foiled.

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If you don’t know the back story, John Long was “turned” while a working student at Bell Northern.

He co-patented a computer chip that looked like a coin, revolutionizing pay phone technology, as you know. Black ops tagged him then and there as a potential recruit. And started building his career.

Soon he was flying around the world (how convenient), expert witness in patent infringement cases.

Someone bought him a chair at prestigious U of Toronto. … At his age? … hmm

Next he was asked to head research at Delft University of Technology, one of the three leading Universities in electrical engineering. … When he got that job, why didn’t we start asking serious questions.

So naive. We were so naive.

And John’s still out there. Somewhere.

Delft University of Technology

I’m hoping John Le Carre bases a novel on John’s story.

how to ruin something funny

Bloggers can’t win.

If they say something cryptic, ironic or sarcastic … some reader won’t get it. … There’s a time wasting exchange in the comments.

But here’s what you get if you explain every video, post or story for slow people

… ya can’t please everyone, so ya got to please yourself …

Thanks Jason.

I want to see Steven Tyler before he dies

So says young Petunia to her Mom in the Late Kate’s most recent column – She don’t wanna miss a thing

Petunia, age-19, and her friends adore 1980s rock music. … That 1980s, the worst decade last century. Songs only worth chuckling over when GLEE covers them: AC/DC, Motley Crue, Iron Maiden, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Joe Cocker, …

Steven Tyler and Joe Perry

… If Thursday night’s Vancouver concert was Aerosmith’s last, the band went out with a bang: an over-the-top, gyrating display of rock and roll excess. In a good way.

But whether the Vancouver show – the last on their current tour – will enter into the rock and roll history books remains unclear; rumours of the legendary band’s impending death may have been greatly exaggerated.

The squabbling between lead singer Steven Tyler and guitarist Joe Perry took on new life in August …

read more – Globe and Mail – If it was Aerosmith’s last, it was a blast

Petunia did attend the show. And loved it.

Tyler is 62, Perry, 60. … Old enough to be her grandfathers.