We’re putting Stephen Colbert on notice. For almost a year, his ceaseless falsiness–disguised, shamelessly, as truthiness–has gone unchallenged.

Stephen Colbert: Stop the Falsiness

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Ah, there’s no riper target than the environmental movement right now.

First Cheryl Crow craps pellets like a rabbit. (Bogus story, it seems.)

Then …

… (the) Voluntary Human Extinction Movement takes things a step further.

Phasing out the human race by voluntarily ceasing to breed will allow Earth’s biosphere to return to good health. Crowded conditions and resource shortages will improve as we become less dense.

Backcountry.com: An Easy “Save the World” Movement

Thanks Rocky.

Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel.

Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

Marge: Homer, is this how you pictured married life?
Homer: Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.

Moe: I’m better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt… I can’t compete with that stuff.

Homer: If The Flintstones has taught us anything, it’s that pelicans can be used to mix cement.

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