… Homer: Florida?! But that’s America’s wang!
… Plant Psychiatrist: They prefer “The Sunshine State.”
I first learned about Florida from Miami Vice.
Sonny Crockett was the coolest cop on TV. He drove a Testarossa!
I wanted to put on expensive shoes (without socks) and drive that Ferrari to Key West. In the end I managed to drive a Chevy Nova rental — but without socks!


See annotated photos of the southern most end of the USA by jumping to my photos on flickr.
I know what you are thinking. What ever happened to Rico Tubbs? (Philip Michael Thomas)



My theory stands unchallenged that all LIFE is to be found in the archives of The Simpsons.
Friends in Saskatoon turned me on to a quirky, philosophical show about grim reapers. The central character is Georgia, an 18-year-old killed by a toilet seat falling from space.