… whatza matter with your face?
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Brilliant mashup.
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Here’s the original by Carly Rae. VIDEO
(via Daily Beast)
NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg is getting mocked by just about everyone for his political stunt of proposing to ban sales of soft drinks larger than 16oz.
Jon Stewart:
… “Wow. Wow. Wow, Mayor Bloomberg. Wow. I love this idea you have of banning soda. It combines the draconian government overreach people love with the probable lack of results they expect” …

“Mr. Mayor, this plan makes your asinine look big.”
related – … Disney to ban junk food ads by 2015
Better. But I’m still skeptical.
Isaac Lamb, a Portland actor, gathered 60 friends to propose to his girlfriend, Amy Frankel. He put her in the open back of a Honda CRV and gave her some headphones. He wanted to “play her a song.”
She got a song, all right. The video went viral.
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Oh that … The Onion.
Where do they come up with their hilarious spoofs on the News? 🙂
The idea that a possibly insane semi-dictator, who personally ruined one of the richest nations in Africa, might have any connection to tourism is sick.
… wait a minute.
This is a true story:
• Why Zimbabwe’s President Mugabe was named UN ‘tourism envoy’
• The UN’s new International Tourism Ambassador: Robert Mugabe
• Canada quitting UN agency over Mugabe appointment
Note to self — CANCEL my $1 billion donation to the United Nation.
Kate and Rockin’ Ronnie shopping for a new toilet:
… “We need a toilet with a big … capacity,” he boomed.I went crimson. “We have a dog,” I added hastily. …
Kate of Late – Talking about the big white telephone
… Another of the crazy things folks get up to on the left coast of Canada. I told them to get a robo-dog in the first place.
New children’s book by Steven Colbert.
“The sad thing is, I like it” – Maurice Sendak
“The perfect gift to give a child or grandchild for their high school or college graduation.
Also Father’s Day.
Also, other times.”
– Stephen Colbert
Tom Hanks narrates the audio. It arrives in stores May 8th.
I’m enjoying a laugh daily on this blog:
“LITERALLY UNBELIEVABLE“
Stories from The Onion as interpreted by Facebook
Here’s a sample Onion post, with some of the responses beneath.
It’s tough for Romney to compete with this.
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Students will be voting Obama in November.
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TIME magazine:
… Before every show, Stephen visits the green room and tells that evening’s guest the same thing: “My character’s an idiot. Your job is to set him straight.”
The greatest comedian in the world today.