where in the world is John Long?

The truth must out.

It’s time to reveal what’s happened to Calgary’s most wanted man.

John and fellow rogue Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers leaders are believed to be hiding near the border of Afghanistan and Pakistan’s Federally Administered Tribal Areas.

Though never officially married, John has fathered roughly 25 or 26 children. To his credit, he financially supported some of them through investment earnings and profits from his many electronic engineering patents.

John believes that the restoration of standards in the IEEE will set things right in the world, and that all other religions/philosophies/engineering societies—”pan-Arabism, socialism, communism, democracy, engineers for electrons”—must be opposed.

To that end, John plans to stay in hiding until elected President of the IEEE.

I need to start texting …

Lest I become a dinosaur.

The cost of a cell phone and SMS plan compared to that of a computer and a broadband connection has made texting extremely popular in developing countries, and “unlimited messaging” plans have made it the communication medium of choice for teens everywhere (beating face-to-face conversation and e-mail in popularity). …

Mashable – The Rise of Text Messaging

rappin’ Adlards

Dave took a mountaineering course this past winter. He went on to summit Mt Rainier.

(Don’t mention the fact that his climbing partner died in an avalanche later in the season. Bit of a sore point with Lisa.)

Now expert, Dave rigged lines for climbing and rappel.

Baby Delaney should be in harness by next year. She’s already showing a lot of natural talent.

More photos.

shout out for Climate Change activists

My buddy Morgen Hartford is on the road (by bike) …

… on a memorial journey through the Pacific Northwest. Honoring old friends, creating new connections. Learning about the systems that power and shape the way we live.

Here he is with a broken spoke on his most recent 1200mi ride.

His excellent blog – A Wild and Sacred Day – documents the trip.

Two of his causes are healthy food and Climate Action.

My main source of information from Climate Change activists is the excellent audiocast Living on Earth, Steve Curwood’s news, features, interviews and commentary on a broad range of ecological issues.

Personally I’m a Climate Change agnostic having done almost no research on the topic aside from reading The Skeptical Environmentalist.

My friend Brian Mason has done exhaustive research concluding that there’s almost no evidence (yet) that man has significantly altered climate. … My gut tells me that’s probably true.

Even if it is, Climate Change activists are doing far more good than harm. Improving Life on Earth. Kudos!

What inspired this post? … I started reading this book, Ectopia (1975) …

The book is set in 1999 (25 years in the future, as seen from 1974) …

Ecotopia, a newly formed country that broke from the USA in 1980. … The new nation of Ecotopia consists of Northern California, Oregon and Washington; it is hinted that Southern California is a lost cause. …

Though the book was a serious vision of ecologists in 1975, it reads as a most hilarious parody in 2010. Funny because the author didn’t intend it to be funny.

Cars are banned. Farms are run by collectives. Women run the government. They enjoy a 20hr work week. And marijuana.

Who today could believe that California would legalize marijuana?

… The link above is an Economist audiocast of Roger Salazar of Public Safety First and Ethan Nadelmann of the Drug Policy Alliance debating California’s proposition 19, by far the best analysis of the issue I’ve ever seen.

Keiran on the Slickrock Trail

From the Facebook album: Dying in the heat

The Slickrock Trail, located near Moab, Utah (USA), is a popular mountain biking destination with worldwide fame. This 10.5-mile (16.9 km) loop takes intrepid riders over a landscape of “petrified” sand dunes and the eroded remnants of ancient sea beds. The Slickrock Trail is one of the more difficult rides in the Moab area and possibly the U.S., both technically and cardiovascularly, and is not suitable for novice riders. …

Keiran took a spill into cactus, I hear. … Video to come.

When I was there a few years ago, I was thrilled to get through the Slickrock without hospitalization. It’s tough.

thanks Adlards !!

Once again I was warmly hosted in Idaho by Dave and Lisa Adlard. Couldn’t seem to leave. … Thanks zillions.

Adlard
Connor, Chloe and Dave

In the “things getting better” category, check this out. You can borrow a life jacket FREE at the Idaho State Park near their home.

Adlard

If an honour system like this works, my faith in human nature is restored.

Rocco and Ronnie’s Great Northern Adventure: Episode 1, Northern Lights

Smart and Smarter.

… not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Click PLAY or watch it on YouTube.

Their trip was “research” for a Globe and Mail article – The Northern Lights (and other delights)