Stouffers suicide prevention tips

Here’s a company that’s willing to admit their customers are desperate and despondent. Kudos.

Stouffers says the suicide prevention tips are available on all single serving microwavable dinners whether you enjoy veal parmigiana alone or beef stroganoff alone.

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Thanks Kate.

Update: If those products appeal, check out a great book BFF: Microwave Cooking for One

I must love the dentist

As a kid I had a horrible dentist. And rotten teeth.

I shunned dentists and avoided their haunts.

Older and wiser, two years ago I flew twice to Mazatlan for major dental work.

Last year I got some work done in Kathmandu.

Over the last week in La Paz, Mexico I’ve spent some quality time with my new dentist, Dr. Lorenia Estrada.

… at least 6 extractions, 5 fillings, 3 long temporary bridges, more …

At times lying back in the chair, trying to relax, trying even to sleep, I believe I turned into Patty Hearst. It was Stockholm syndrome, for sure.

I started to get emotionally attached to my captors. My punishment flashed me back to earlier in the day, floating on an air mattress in the outdoor hot tub at the hotel pool. The dentist’s harsh light reminded me of the tropical sun between palm fronds.

Am I going mad in the Apocalypse Now sense of the word?

giant caveman in Grants Pass, Oregon

Have you yet made the pilgrimage?

Chosen one of 21 colossal roadside statues not to miss in North America, you can’t miss this one.

Caveman, Grants Pass, Oregon

Constructed by the “Caveman Club” in 1971, this lummox was tragically vandalized July 4th, 2004. Thank God a local business man chipped in the $2,500 for repair.

wife, kids, mortgage, Golden Retriever

Every once in a while I ponder whether a more normal life would have been better.

Wife, kids, mortgage, Golden Retriever. That nonsense.

When it happens, I go live with my friends the Masons for some domestic bliss therapy.

… I soon find myself cured.

Thanks Brian. Thanks Jane. I really appreciate you housing the homeless.

ladies, disappointed with your man … ??

Perhaps get him some OLD SPICE.

We’re not saying this body wash will make your man smell into a romantic millionaire jet fighter pilot, but we are insinuating it.

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